John marbles

An old boxer that thinks he still has it

Hey

Look at that guy shadow boxing

Bless him he's definitely a john marbles

by J.j.c.c February 23, 2021

King John School

The king John school is absolute shit.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.

Dude: what school to do u go to?
Girl: King John School
Dude: Oh god. do u need help

by SKATERGURL02 February 25, 2021

John Blevins

Former cousin of Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, John Blevins is no longer apart of the Blevins estate after being disowned by the family for being too boring and not caring. This man is also most likely wanted by the FBI, CIA, and POC for fraud, aggravated robbery, and slight racism, but not confirmed. After the falling out with the Blevins household, he and his life has gone to shit.

"Sheesh, you heard about John Blevins?
"no what happened"
"Hes a serial burglar, racist, and has been convicted of fraud after his former cousin, Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, disowned him."
"sucks"

by The White Gandhi February 25, 2021

john lennon

The most gorgeous man to ever walk the earth.

Sorry, John lennon is mine, you can’t have him :)

by johnlennonsbaby March 4, 2021

John Owen

An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.

John Owen: Wow I feel like being John Owen today.

by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021

John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

casual john

A smooth talking, slow walking, sex pest.

Ay up, look at that fella over there - sneaking by those nice bitches like a right Casual John.

by Captain Mastafuck March 10, 2021