I LIKE TURTLES

I FKN LOVE TURTLES DUDE MY NAMES TURTLES KID AND GUESS WHAT, I LIKE TURTLES AHHHH

Kid1- hello how are you today

Kid2- I LIKE TURTLES

by ImAshy April 2, 2021

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

I lived bitch

Used to respond jokingly, or seriously after someone asks if you died through text , or social media after something goes wrong.

Ty: "what happened to james? " kyle: "last i heard he cheated on that psycho he was dating" ty: "damm he's probably dead" james: "I LIVED BITCH"

by The apples arrow March 23, 2023

I want to be dead

I am growing bored of this life

I want to be dead

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

I miss luca

Nothing XD. Just me missing luca and really wanting to see him. Mwuah

Me: I miss luca
Nobody:...

by I like him March 14, 2021

I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

by bagguetteios December 15, 2022

I want cheese

Can anyone please get me some cheese for my tostitos chips?

Please I want cheese so give me some I'm hungry.

by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020