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librarian hand

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."
by bonafidemonafide October 7, 2020
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Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
by Damage313 October 20, 2020
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The Hand Of Munger

1. A very wise phrase to do a google search on.
2. The appropriate place for those in the know to use as their browser's home-page.
I went to The Hand Of Munger at davemunger.blogspot.com, and now I am cool.
by davemunger.blogspot.com August 23, 2003
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sandy hands

Find people who could use an extra pair of hands cleaning up Hurricane Sandy Damage.
sandy hands org helps match volunteers with people needing an extra pair of hands cleaning up hurricane sandy damage.
by SandyHandsORG November 5, 2012
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Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.
My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him
by chundercat52 September 10, 2012
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
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