God Shot

The shot of ice that I have tried to get in for 5 or 6 years or more, and still won't go in due to the outside inference that keeps occurring, because they think it's going to kill me or something. And keeps on getting confused (maybe, at least..) for heroin, that would (if I could get it in... That is..) have gotten me off the needle back then, and now is the key to saving certain things (like private Ruan () and producing a (in my mind.. at minimum..) a super duper mega miracle which is the equivalent of 1000 miracles.

I really wish I could finally get in that God Shot..

*sigh

by GodCreator January 24, 2024

penguin god

1cripplingdepression1

1cripplingdepression1 is penguin god

by Crippling depresion July 24, 2018

goody god shoes

A person who is dedicated to God at school or in life; rejects rebellion for God

You are a goody god shoes

by Calgar.yyy September 19, 2022

god particle

A firearm, namely a handgun

"Got the registered god particle on my hip, about to have me some hickory-smoked opp"
- Dracula Flow; Dracula Flow 5

by LordIce5 February 6, 2025

go disgrace god

Means that you masturbated

"Hey, I got bricked up so I'm gonna go disgrace god rq, brb."

"Bro, we're in the middle of a game."

by Sour Creme and Onions June 27, 2024

Sauce god

Sauce God is a fat fuck from morrell in Philadelphia played Pokémon go with his best friend dominick loranig and mister molester at Jefferson hospital. He’s going to father judge and is going to sell hardcore drugs to kids at Ramp Playground. He also smells like a thrift store

Have you seen Sauce God? Sauce God got buckets yo. I just licked sauce gods nipples!

by FrankMcardle September 6, 2021

God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.

We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."

by DammitlDave October 12, 2011