dude he is such a dirty penis
bill: aw man i fuck my girl in the ass and she gave me a dirty penis
jack: that sucks man
bill: aw man i fuck my girl in the ass and she gave me a dirty penis
jack: that sucks man
by therexiscool December 16, 2010
Get the dirty penismug. Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.
by Nicole88 January 2, 2009
Get the Dirty Gomezmug. by poopmuncher101 October 8, 2019
Get the dirty zandermug. A variation of a Dirty Sanchez. After a man either fingers his partner's ass or is engaged in anal sex with his partner he then pulls out and places a dot of the fecal remnants on his partner's forehead resembling the bindi(dot) a Hindu or Indian woman wear on their forehead.
by S Jordan December 12, 2008
Get the Dirty Sanjaimug. after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.
by frappe August 30, 2005
Get the Dirty Sanchezmug. 
DIRTY AIMEE
Can only be performed by orally skilled women on men who are well-hung; measuring at least 8+ inches. A Dirty Aimee is where the woman is able to inhale an 8+ inch dick where her nose touches the guy's stomach, but her tongue is still able to lick his balls. Then once the shaft and balls are adequately lathered up, she starts licking that patch of skin between the guy's balls and ass while double-fisting him. Just before the guy is about to explode, the girl compliments him on being so well-hung and then takes his load all over her face and then polishes his knob until it is perfectly clean and has no excess cum on it.
Can only be performed by orally skilled women on men who are well-hung; measuring at least 8+ inches. A Dirty Aimee is where the woman is able to inhale an 8+ inch dick where her nose touches the guy's stomach, but her tongue is still able to lick his balls. Then once the shaft and balls are adequately lathered up, she starts licking that patch of skin between the guy's balls and ass while double-fisting him. Just before the guy is about to explode, the girl compliments him on being so well-hung and then takes his load all over her face and then polishes his knob until it is perfectly clean and has no excess cum on it.
Paul was having a rough day...but then got himself a dirty aimee from Ashley after bingo at the Elks Club.
by G. Joe January 17, 2017
Get the dirty aimeemug.