Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).

How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”

by Hxrvey May 23, 2018

God Dream

An unbelievably hot person

That girl is a fucking God Dream. I need a couple minutes to compose myself. Just wow. Wtf.

by Ronnie Defalco August 28, 2025

God Church

God in god church means God and church means a actual church so it means a church of God

This was a dumb dare God church is a stupid word Jake Paul made up

Jake Paul is dumb he put the word God church in his music video JAKE IS A DUMB ASS

by Celeste-be April 21, 2018

How Naruto became the god of anime

How Naruto became the god of anime.This state is indicated with Naruto's pupils consisting of a Sharingan with horizontal toad-slits, and there is pigmentation around his eyes that would signify the standard Sage Mode. Directly after absorbing Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki's powers, Naruto's eyes are yellow This mode increases the user's physical parameters well above that of Six Paths Sage Mode and baryon mode ,as Naruto was able to Obtain Truth-Seeking Balls before entering Pure sage Mode . As a heightened state of Sage Mode, Naruto's jutsu are augmented with larger amounts of natural energy to make them stronger. With the power he took Hagoromo, Naruto gains a masterful grasp of chakra and the ability to comprehend all universal things. His sensing ability also rises to the point where he can sense the Whole universe

How Naruto became the god of anime

by Racest god eater 9000 June 10, 2022

GODs Son Game

the son of GOD plays a game asking his FATHER GOD who is ALLPHA-OMNI AMAZING AMAZINGLLY ASTOUNDING ASTOUNDINGLLY ABSOLUTELY ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTILLY ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL to change people into the opposite sex and change someone else into who they use to look like and see if they would date their self, and he's having a hard time finding someone who would date their self.... its mind blowing seeing the results and actions.

GODs Son Game is such a fun game with my FATHER GOD

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 2, 2022

God

God is mostly known as mama parka in most religions therefore this Swiss chocolate perv shall not be disobeyed or thy shall be smited with a polished stones

God is a fucking legend

by Unknown Deciple November 29, 2021

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024