Urban Dictionary Humor

Vulgar made up definitions often found on Urban Dictionary

person 1: ''turns out she had a massive veiny baseball bat.''
Person 2: ''that's urban dictionary humor''

by Nopersonalorsmthidk October 18, 2025

dictionary

The place where you learn new words that you haven't heard before

Many parents blame Deadpool to be the "dictionary" where children are exposed to swear words that they wouldn't otherwise hear from any other superhero.

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by FirstLetter72 October 19, 2025

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.

Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me

by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025

Dictionary

The one who will win Dream Island.

oh, really? i guess that settles it then. dictionary

by vashilol84 November 2, 2025

urban dictionary

a online website where you write defnintions of words, peoples names and brain rot. Personally i use it to trick my small cousins into thinking fake words are real.

small cousin: bentaticular isn't a word!
me: yes it is, lets check the dictionary *opens urban dictionary and searches the word i uploaded yesterday*
small cousin: OH MY GOD IT IS A WORD IM GONNA USE IT EVERYWHERE
me: hehe yes use it in yur english word too, you'll get extra marks

by wherethehuzzat November 15, 2025

Urban Dictionary

The dictionary that has words such as "Dictionary".

Mike- You what does "Sigma" mean?

Me- Search it up in Urban Dictionary.

by There is no pseudonym now November 26, 2025