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NPM / NO POOP MATTER

NPM, NO POOP MATTER is a parody "com" group of NLM,NO LIVES MATTER that vandilizies property and terrorizes people with poop

Created by Kore (poopsec)
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Poop

A very nice and amazing thing to eat
I love having poop for dinner
by The dumb bitch Elizabeth>:) February 25, 2020
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Dripping Poop

Dripping Poop 💩 Can Be Used In Many Ways It's The Result Of Taco Bell For Dinner Or Your Sick 😅 Commonly If You Sit Down On The Toilet ,\ Bathroom Hole With Water Too Long The seat Will Have Dripping Poop On It Don't Make This in Your Underwear Be Aware Dripping Poop Is Mistaken For a Delicate Tree Called "Chocolate" Or Poop Like Yummy Stuff
Hey Last Night I Had Taco Bell Now I Have Dripping Poop Saw Rebecca Drink Dripping Poop
My Dripping Poop Is Everywhere Because I'm Sick 😅
by HeySheMadeThatDefintion April 24, 2022
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poop

the large thing that comes out of ur but hole sometimes nuclear
Imma go poop ok? *3 min later* Speaker: WE ARE EVACUATING THE CITY
by ysdvuyrf August 31, 2022
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poop

1. A word that every single fucking dumbass child laughs at.

2. Friendly word for shit

3. Stuff that comes out ur ass
Examples.
1.

Child1: poop

Child 2: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

2.
Child1: OH POOP

3.

Child1: i pooped my pants

Child2: kys
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Poop loop

Poop loop is the act of repeatedly defecating in intervals, also known as loops. One defecation session in the interval can last anywhere from minutes to hours. A full poop loop can last for days. Most poop loops are causes by diarrhea.
Person 1: What's poppin, brah? Wanna play some games?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm shitting. I've been in a poop loop ever since I ate at that one restaurant.
Person 1: Damn, brah... Poop loops really do suck!
by aximiel November 15, 2022
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poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 9, 2019
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