Crusader Kings 2

Addictive as hell PC video game about some random people from the medieval era

Bobby: i just murdered a family of five in some prison on crusader kings 2
Jim: please get mental help

by IntergalactalEnergy May 22, 2023

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pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it

I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king

by Therealbrando July 26, 2018

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In Love with the King’s Face

A person who loves a certain type of face; unconditionally.

A: so who are you going after?
B: The one that looks like King Francois!
A: You always going for that look of face; you are in love with the King’s face!
B: is that bad?
A: you want your men to look as if they were from one tree??? Hahaha

B: oh, pshhhh!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 13, 2023

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King Von

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”

I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

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Rat king

Rat king is an relly Nice guy he cares about people and stuff he gives you an honest opinion about things when you ask him and he is hella funny ISTG /pos

If you ever se rat king talk to him and he”ll showed you you’re future 😍

by Mars? April 5, 2022

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