by Xuan Doan August 15, 2024

When, youre having an orgy and when the guys are about to cum the girl opens up her chamber of secrets like in Harry Potter and the guys jizz in her representing the wizarding houses at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, Slytherian, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff
by DATBOIOVERTHEREWITHTHAGOGURT August 16, 2017

If the captain of a ship isn't willing to throw somebody drilling holes in it when nobody is looking overboard nobody is going to be willing. So how much more drilling, conspiring, or jumping ship should everyone else continue to tolerate before waking up?
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

When an iPhone won’t properly charge because the user has been splooging into it while watching bestiality porn on long car trips.
No, Hudson, I won’t let you borrow my phone charger. Your’s has a nasty cummed up Hudson Charge Hole.
by Hxydheuxtwjfodheg October 25, 2023

Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going”
Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”
Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”
Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”
Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”
Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025

As costly as pure silver is nowadays, I'd imagine dat Tonto's "knight on a white horse" crimefighter-companion would use just regular lead-tipped cartridges when merely keeping his aim sharp; his successful hits would still produce "silver bullet holes" in dat they would make piercings in da shiny mirror-finished beer-pints just as well as his "for gunfights only" projectiles would have.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
