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What on Gaia's Green Earth?

An expression to express your shock, or confusion towards something. For example, if you saw a frog doing the salsa, you might exclaim "what on Gaia's green earth?" because Gaia is a goddess, and it's a more gender inclusive expression than "what on God's green earth"
Someone: says something unexpected or really weird
You: "what on Gaia's green earth?"

2 girls buy you a green shirt 

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome
Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

Joe Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RX

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Joe Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RX

Joseph Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RX 

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Joseph Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RX

Why is my ice cream green?

A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.
You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".

2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."