Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

Chance Fish

sexy pedophile

“Hes stealing those children!” “Oh what a Chance Fish thing to do.”

by pooeyfarts69 March 17, 2022

Fish day

(ofishal fish day) is on the 24 september, where everyone must where something to do with a fish, bonus points for something really big like fish shoes or a costume, or something really small like a really detailed big fish drawing on the forehead. This was made to celebrate the day of the fish and make fun of the all lives matter campaign due to the sea turtles.

Collette: Did you know that fish day is on your birthday? It ruined it!
Sophia: I know, it made it 10x better!

by BrokenButNotDeadYet July 2, 2020

fish vault

Another name for your sweet pussy.

Put your 12 inch throbbing cock into my fish vault.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.

Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.

by tsipar July 31, 2011

Fishing for grapes

When a girl sucking on ya balls and she takes a nibble, you yank her up

Bill: yeah suck on em harder.. OW
*yanks her up*
Bill: what are you doing? Fishing for grapes?!

by Dickbuttasshole1 May 3, 2023

fish storm

A hurricane or tropical cyclone that doesn’t affect land

Lets hope that any hurricane that develops will be a fish storm

by Hurricane Dorian September 5, 2023