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Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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douche canoe

a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.
Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe
by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022
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Douchebag

A hairy 18-year-old male named Joshua. Often seen playing Pokemon or petting a dog.
Person 1: Man, that douchebag goes to my school.
Person 2: You mean Josh?
Person 1: Yeah.
by NotAGuyNamedLogan January 19, 2022
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Douche bomb

Statements made by a douchey person that are absurd.
Douche bomb made by Lane: Rockabilly is the clans music of the red states.

Lane: I know suffering. I DJ’ed in Haiti.
by Ms. Dick Pickles January 24, 2022
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douche

a dickhead person...
can be used for man or woman, bur generally said about men...
that dude is the sound a bowling ball makes when it hits the pool...douche
by hollyRoxxx January 25, 2022
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Douchebag

A member and/or persons assigned to the rescue company, the rescue, or the SQUAD. Commonly found sitting around the table Monday morning quarterbacking a call he was not on duty for and/or did not respond to. Including but not limited to structure fires, vehicle accidents with

persons trapped and/or confined, or any call in the jurisdiction or surrounding areas. Usually saying things like “well if we were there”, “we should’ve been dispatched” , “I know we were closer”, “what are they gonna do?”. Also ignores simple direction from any Chief Officer. However he/she will be found in the Chiefs office complaining about why the Engine Captain always places them in service before they arrive on scene, Why they have to go out of service the pointless training, and why they couldn’t add on to a specific call for service.
Probationer - “Why is Chad being such a douchebag?”
Senior Man - “It’s a prerequisite for being assigned to the Rescue Company
by Mkvswagg December 7, 2021
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douche canoe

you are such a douche that you could fill an entire canoe
that bitch, erik, from TDBank is such a douche canoe
by emmydelmo December 10, 2021
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