3 boy crisis

When you have a boyfriend, make a new friend then they tell you they like you. You have to choose, while thinking an old friend (who is also your first love, and before that your best friend) comes back to talk. They ask you about love advice then after a while of small talk you tell them what's going on. You say things like you'll be alone because you'll screw it all up. After a while he tells you he loves you, you respond as a friend. He tells you no like I did before. Now you're stuck choosing between your current boyfriend, your new bestfriend, or your ex boyfriend who you took forever to get over and now question if you really did. This happens when you fall for 3 people at once.

I am not having a life crisis, Conner said he loves me, Zander is freaking out, and Kris came back and is stepping up. Three boys, and I dont know if I can choose. I'm living a 3 boy crisis.

by @FallenPhoenixIXVII November 23, 2018

Mississippi 3 Way

The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.

Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"

Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!

by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023

3-Tone Whistle

A whistle commonly used on and near Evergreen St. in Tucson. It’s used to signal if the police are present or on their way to a location, or, to signal other people that there is danger in that area. Or also used as a way of checking if an area is safe or not.

Person 1: I was walking past the Grove and somebody hit me with that 3-Tone Whistle and I dipped.

by anonymous March 25, 2021

June 3

Also know as my birthday! I’m super excited because it’s coming up soon! A lot of my friends and family did forget my birthday tho…It’s ok! I guess…

“Hey guys what day is it today?”
“It’s Tuesday June 3”
“What are you guys saying?! It’s her birthday!”
:(

by JustARandomPersom April 23, 2025

<3

Meant to be a heart, but it looks like a cyclops cat.

<3 is a cyclops cat and nobody can tell me otherwise.

by fish fucker August 10, 2022

3 guys 1 hot pocket

The same as a Bermuda Hot Pocket

Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!

by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016

3 peggers

A lady's under pants that are so large they take 3 pegs to hang them on the washing line

When I first met Emma she used to wear nice thongs, after 3 kids and 30 years all she wears now are 3 peggers

by Urban Gorilla September 12, 2019