reds apple ale

A real pussys drink tastes like aged piss in a bottle

Hey get me a Reds apple ale , fuck off

by Bob Saget June 23, 2016

red neck sprinkler

to jump up on a ceiling fan and piss as you go around in circles lol

must be above your sex partner pissing like a lawn sprinkler hanging off of ceiling fan. red neck sprinkler

by milkford von Juggington August 28, 2012

Red Rocket Vacuum

When a male and/or female sucks your appendage so hard it turns a dark red from the tip to the balls.

Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!

by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016

walking the red carpet

Adverb- Engaging in vaginal intercourse with an untrimmed redhead.

My lack of fame does not prevent me from walking the red carpet every time I stick it in Ginger.

by Erbo October 8, 2013

Red Vodka Mikhail

A little known and rarely used nickname for a badass Russian who has an official identity but works underground as a man of all trades. not necessarily experienced but always effective in both his lives. most of the time, a Red Vodka Mikhail is sent to do the dirty work for big people who don't want to ruin their reputation.

Bouncer: hey i got a man who wants to talk to you boss. He says you won't have any problems after his visit.
Boss: shit it's that commie what's his name?
Bouncer: he says Red Vodka Mikhail greets you.
boss: alright let him in. keep an eye and a muzzle on him. I don't want this to be one of tony's hitmen.

by Alexiknewyouwouldfallforthis January 16, 2011

Walking the red carpet

Performing cunnillingus on a woman who is menstruating.

Cato g Susie when she's on the tag is like walking the red carpet. cunnilingus menstruation

by Manolo Cartegeña March 21, 2016

Artificial Red Wings

To shave your tongue to produce blood and performing oral sex on a woman

John went down on his girlfriend after shaving his tongue and called it artificial red wings.

by DirtyJoshDiablo2 December 17, 2010