D Joke

Replaces the word that someone is saying with the world D

lets play

"dlay"

fuck you

"duck dyou"

the hell is that

"a d joke"

you mean dick?

"no a d joke"

oh

by SwishyBro January 12, 2023

hairyhaggler`d

When something mysteriously disappears (be it a file off a filesystem or even the fluff out of your belly button) it is often referred to as being haggler`d.

Oh what a twat, that file deleted itself, It must have been hairyhaggler`d.

by darkLOCAL July 23, 2008

J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 4, 2024

d-money

d-money is a music producer and a rapper, known for smoking 3 packs a day. He became famous after releasing his smoke diet of 3 packs a day, he appeared on multiple late night shows like Jimmy Fallon show and The Late Late show with James Corden. He started producing music and rapping after millions of fans pushed him into the music industry!

Guy1: We out here smokin' 3 packs a day just like the king himself
Guy2: That's true dawg, d-money is the mafuckin king
Guy1: That's why i'm on the D-money smoke diet, 60 darts a day bro
Guy2: Holy Shit dawg imma need to get into that diet, sounds like a good time

by scottishbasterd October 19, 2020

D..T..F..

Drive through food

Hey are you D..T..F.. Mcdonalds closes at 12.

by Cuddy2000 March 17, 2021

D-Man

One who’s a nasty drunk and is racist

oh bro he was being such a D-Man

by fiprflickr January 27, 2022

Sunny d

When a person takes a sip of ice cold sunny d orange juice and proceeds to lay down face up as his/her partner puts his balls in there mouth and he/she gargles the sunny d on there balls

Last night John went to his girlfriends house and his girlfriend gave him the sunny d

by Gaming clan April 11, 2021