A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.
HE HATES SLACKS.
HE HATES SLACKS.
Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT
John Corduroy: I'm kill.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT
John Corduroy: I'm kill.
by Brinefender January 13, 2024
Get the John Corduroymug. The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you
by Hannah.baylee August 18, 2021
Get the Johnmug. 
by Surfguy September 13, 2020
Get the Dirty Johnmug. John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper
by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019
Get the John Paul Jonesmug. A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands
by Ghostiepants January 18, 2022
Get the Johnmug. John mane means like asking for a friends outfit or a thing too borrow in a less awkward way too ask. (Ps: if people don't know what u mean then you know ur cool😎)
Friend 1: Ayo can I borrow that john mane bro it looks fresh
Friend 2: fosho here you go
*friend 1 never gave it back*
Friend 2: fosho here you go
*friend 1 never gave it back*
by NycRyan July 29, 2021
Get the john manemug.