god

Valdemar Slej Juul Thomsen

Valdemar Slej Juul Thomsen er en god. når man siger "oh my god" siger man i virkeligheden oh my Valdemar Slej Juul Thomsen

by Pærebananyoghurt February 21, 2022

God

The dude who smites simps.

Me: God I just met a simp

God: No problemo

by crabby guy from ohio August 22, 2020

present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

OP PRO GOD

OP PRO GOD MEANS THE MOST OPIEST PERSON IN DA WORLD. THERE IS ONLY ONE OP PRO GOD EVER WHICH IS ! "𝐈𝐭𝐳 𝐒𝐢𝐝'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐭ᴼᶠᶠᶦᶜᶦᵃˡ". thx

OP PRO GOD BY:- ! "𝐈𝐭𝐳 𝐒𝐢𝐝'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐭ᴼᶠᶠᶦᶜᶦᵃˡ"

by OP PRO GOD January 24, 2022

Child of God

Jose angel flores because he goes to church

Jo is a child of god because he goes to church

by Suiiigangbanger69 November 24, 2021

god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023

Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."

Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024