upper cut fart

Upper Cut Fart- When a person walks up to you with a fart trailing in behind, like an upper cut to the chin!

Damn bro, this customer just threw an upper cut fart at me!

by DeserTynker September 15, 2019

Q-tip farts

1. The act of Farting on a Q-tip, and examining it for poop
2. Putting a Q-Tip half way up your butt, and then then farting it out into your girl friends orafaces

1. Sheryls Q-tip farts told her that she needs more fiber in her diet.
2. Dear Diary, my girl and I tried Q-tip farts, and she farted it in mine, haven't seen it in 3 days...

by sharpcheduh July 3, 2014

Dryer then a popcorn fart

to ruin your evening!

Her pussy was "dryer then a popcorn fart"

by scottdking February 10, 2017

Stinky Vagina Fart

Calling someone a stinky vagina fart is the most insulting term known to man... It's so bad that the phrase has been banned in 19 countries and saying it is punishable by death. ~DO NOT USE THIS TERM OR ELSE~
Just saying if someone calls you this they really hate you, jokes on them thought because you can arrest them.

(Don't actually call 911 if someone calls you this. This is a joke to be taken lightly unless you want to take this joke darkly)

Person 1: You stinky vagina fart, I wish you were never born.
Person 2: OMFG I can't believe you said that...
*Person 2 calls 911*

by Defining_The_World March 14, 2021

stove pipe fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart travels out the butthole, and up the buttcrack, and makes a sound at the top.

The only path my fart could take was up the stove pipe fart.

by Thekeegster November 20, 2020

cum farting gutterwhore

Any whore, woman or male, who farts cum. One assumes that they are from the gutter, and probably not looking up at the stars as they would be too busy looking for drops coming out of their pantleg onto the ground.

That Linda is such a cum farting gutterwhore. Her anus could take a two liter coke bottle with room to spare.

by jeebuschristmas April 20, 2017

poopy shit fart

when someone calls you a "diarrhea emoji" on Twitch you reply by calling them a poopy shit fart.

Person 1 in chat: "hey diarrhea emoji."
Twitch streamer: "what up you poopy shit fart"

by hottdog November 19, 2021