Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..

urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it

by My Password January 20, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.

Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."

Friend: "What does that mean?"

Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend: "How do you know that?"

Me: "Urban Dictionary."

by youngsallyface February 15, 2021

urban dictionary

noun. a dictionary containing a bunch of slang words, memes, and probably a bunch of nonsense. PROBABLY.

guy 1: hey do you know what urban dictionary is
guy 2: dfjk
guy 3:*vietnam war flashbacks*
guy 4:nnn
guy 5:sus

by quinetn December 6, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A place to do something when your bored

I went on the Urban Dictionary instead of doing my homework

by Mizze21 February 24, 2022

horizontal dictionary

whe you learn something from your lover (your horizontal dictionary )

I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A site that shows how names and words have many meanings

Have you seen how the Urban Dictionary gives words many different meanings

by ThanosGamingYT January 5, 2019

Urban Dictionary moderator

Someone who waits forever to publish your urban dictionary entry, or removes it for no good reason, and doesn't tell you.

I would have defined what a shitbucket is, referring to vehicles, but the Urban Dictionary moderators haven't yet approved it after a couple days.

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell June 2, 2024