japanese jumping jacks

When a woman does jumping jacks topless.

I would love to see her do some Japanese Jumping Jacks.

by Jayspicious December 2, 2022

heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

Jack Kennedy Ault

An amazing person with the cutest face, great at sports well great at everything. Loving and kind ❤️

Jack Kennedy Ault is cute as

by Taskers_420 December 15, 2022

jack Kennedy Ault

Amazing cute great person

Jack Kennedy Ault is beautiful

by Taskers_420 December 15, 2022

Jack Sucks at Life

The 3rd Greatest Youtuber of all time after Airrack and Mr Beast. He has over 10 channels with over 100 000 subscribers and over 1 billion views. He is also the owner of the legendary Turd Boi 420 channel.

Person 1: Do you know Jack Sucks at life?
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him

by @Star_Wars_now December 17, 2022

Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Jack Van Norton

A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.

He's such a jack van norton

by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018