Man boobs

extremely huge and luscious titties that feel very soft and are quiet huge. The nipple of a person with moobs are huge

my brother has man boobs and they are huge

by boobiefat November 7, 2011

man pet

Obsequious male who sniffs after a suitor, male or female, who is way out of his league who will be expected to put up with all of the drudgery of a relationship with none of the benefits, most pointedly without any sex. He will be called upon to act as pyschotherapist, answer 4am phone calls, and provide transportation at a moments notice, without any complaints whatsoever.

Woman 1: "Do you guys do it?"

Woman 2: "Are you kidding, OF COURSE NOT, he's just a man pet!"

by BamKablam September 15, 2011

Man Things

The act of doing manly things.

Hey did you see Roach and Relo build that shed? Hell yeah, man things!

by Beaner8675 October 5, 2011

money man

Money man is when Damon pulls up with the bag and steals all your shorties and ya momma and yo cousins too ( NO GUYS)

Damn money man stole yo girl too, my cousin ain’t come back home yet either

by Yung Pablo November 1, 2019

The milk man

A man that has a farm of other men that he “Milks” daily.

That guy over there that’s covered in cum must be the milk man at that farm over there!

by DirtyDalton October 9, 2021

man marks

Skid marks left in the shitter by a man.

Skippy took pride in the man marks he left in the toilet after dropping a huge dump.

by JLO70 July 23, 2021

Good Man

Somebody who masturbates in public, oversteps boundaries, has obcd and mental disabilities.

David Morgan is a good man

by Scrumbo November 14, 2022