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Life

The constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself
Bro 1: Help bro, lifes acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*
by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020
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by astrumrae December 21, 2020
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Life or death

In a situation where you need to choose if you want to move backwards onto your dad's dick or forward into your mom
Jack last night was great I played life or death with my parents
by Johnny sinns December 22, 2020
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Delete Life

It makes you want to kill yourself often causing the use of a skyrope
by CHICKEN TENDOU December 24, 2020
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Life

Life is like a dick, women make it hard.
Oh no a woman in the 500m radius, my life is gonna be hard now.
by Squirrel in my pants November 22, 2021
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Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it
I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.
by Mo0fin November 22, 2021
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Zombie Life

High und Hungrig
Mutation durch Drogenmissbrauch,
Das Erwachen im Zombie life,
Macht mich hungrig und high!
by The Ghøst November 21, 2021
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