Life

The constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Help bro, lifes acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020

life

A sexually transmitted disease which is also terminal.

A: life sucks, man

B: No cap

by astrumrae December 21, 2020

Life or death

In a situation where you need to choose if you want to move backwards onto your dad's dick or forward into your mom

Jack last night was great I played life or death with my parents

by Johnny sinns December 22, 2020

Delete Life

It makes you want to kill yourself often causing the use of a skyrope

Oh god I'm gonna commit delete life

by CHICKEN TENDOU December 24, 2020

Life

Life is like a dick, women make it hard.

Oh no a woman in the 500m radius, my life is gonna be hard now.

by Squirrel in my pants November 22, 2021

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Zombie Life

High und Hungrig

Mutation durch Drogenmissbrauch,
Das Erwachen im Zombie life,
Macht mich hungrig und high!

by The Ghøst November 21, 2021