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James

A total stand up guy. When you first meet him, he might bully you a little, but he is the type of person to fall in love with at an instant. Definitely one of the nicest and most caring guys you'll ever know, even though, on the outside, you wouldn't expect it. He's got a giiiiiiaaannnt dick. I mean wow. A James might look like a redneck republican on the outside, 6'3", ginger, and owns an embarassing amount of cowboy clothing, but he's definitely an open-minded fella. He looks like the type of guy to say "Welcome to the gunshow" then flex his arms. He's the type of guy you could bring home to your folks but could also suck off in a highschool parking lot. Somedays you wanna blow his brains out and somedays you wanna paint his brains on the wall with a shotgun, but ultimately everyone loves James. A James is a teenage dream with a heart of gold and a body to match.
"James is such a sweet guy"

"Oh my god I think James just shit his pants"

"I heard James is huuuge"
by Hi james dm me if u see this November 23, 2021
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James Ribas

Used to describe somebody who's abnormally large and uses their blubber as armour.
"Oh, I just lost to a James Ribas in Clash! I need to go back to playing Gay UFC. "
by okwhothefuckkeepsstealingnames October 12, 2025
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james

the hottest dude alive and his best friend is proboly named derrick or some one with a d
james is so hot
by oddcatbut April 12, 2022
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James Gunning

When a person involved in film or television gets fired for past offensive social media posts from several years prior.
Some people are James Gunning for celebrities nowadays.
by Darknorman29 June 8, 2020
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James

James is some guy who plays way to much FNAF and has a problem.
Person: "Where's James?"
Other Person: "Playing FNAF."
by ThisWasTakenWasTaken April 11, 2022
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James Y toilet

The sigma of all sigmas
Guy : I am so sigma!
Other guy: Are you as sigma as James Y toilet?
Guy: Shut up you bastard
by James Y toilet November 27, 2024
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LeBron James

I love LeBron James so much! He’s my sunshine.”
by Anonyme 🌼 March 27, 2024
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