choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or whose none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; the ball is now in your court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma May 20, 2012

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blue moo cookie dough

A "kiddie" flavor ice cream found at UDF gas stations that is usually on sale. Employees often misspell this flavor and forget the "N" in "moon" which makes people think the flavor is called "blue moo cookie dough". Krista Clark loves to drift cars also.

I love when you take me to get blue moo cookie dough ice cream at UDF!

by DriftKingNKY June 03, 2014

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do you have blue gum for me?

when you have nothing to say, this phrase is used to break silence and as a conversation starter

Person 1: *chewing gum*

*silence*

Person 2: "I want some blue gum. Do you have blue gum for me?"

by J. Robinson May 12, 2009

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One eyed, blue veined custard chucker

A splurge of Jism through one's penis

Need I explain any further

by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003

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Once you go blue, you can't undo.

The phenomenon in which a normal conversation turns blue, becoming so riddled with sexual innuendo that it's rendered nearly impossible to steer back in a non-pervy direction. Every innocent comment starts to become a dirty double entendre, until eventually the entire conversation turns into a complete smut-fest from which there is no return.

Girl: Ah, who doesn't love stripper zombies in Portland? That'd go down like Jesus on a velociraptor.

Guy: I have to admit, when I first read 'go down'... I had rather blasphemous thoughts.

~ten minutes later, during which this term is invented~

Girl: Hmm, this Urban Dictionary thing is quite fun. Something for the annals of history.

Guy: Two n's - one 'n' is bad.

Girl: Yeah, I always thought that 'annals' was an odd word.
It really could so very easily be another.

Guy: Terribly easily. So, how is the entry? ...Oh, Jesus!!!!

Girl: Once you go blue, you can't undo.

by The Terror Twins August 03, 2010

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