Fuck-in-Law

The relationship you have with anyone that has already had sex with the person you’re currently sleeping with.

Bob banged Susan at that party last year, guess that makes us fuck-in-laws.

by Sigar Cel November 25, 2003

Fuck Spot

Fuck Spot: To scope out a area of interest for future fucking.

Plural: I was driving down the road yesterday and saw a couple of fuck spots that had some promise

Mike and Frank were checking out a vacant building, and thought it looked like a nice fuck spot for this evening.

There are a ton of fuck spots at this hotel.

I took this chick to my fuck spot last night and she tiled my knob.

by Rinod721 October 27, 2011

fuck nut

A great thing to yell in crowded public areas.

Fuck nut!!

by Saria June 2, 2003

God fuck

Can be used to kick things up a notch anywhere the phrases "God damn/ed" or "God damn it" might normally be used. Note that the "God fuck" equivalent to "god damn/ed" is "God fucking", not "GOd fucked".

God fuck it, I hit my hand with the god fucking hammer!

by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003

Fucking The Dog

After finishing all the tasks at a job for that particular day, but still having time before the end of your shift, a person will hide or do something non-productive until the shift ends.

Bill: "Where have you been hiding?"

Joe: "Well i got all my work done, but i can't punch out for another hour. I'm just fucking the dog."

Bill: "Yeah it looks like it."

by djplor April 10, 2009

fuck tower

two or more women lying on top on each other stacked up, so as one can penetrate one vulva, and then switch to the next, going up and down the tower as desired

I once built a fuck tower ten high. Needed a bookcase ladder to go up and down it.

by Paul Evans February 17, 2006

Socket Fuck

Having someone take out a prostetic eye and proceding to fuck the open socket with your dick

"Amanda had a glass eye and took it out and showed me how to socket fuck her"

by Jay-in August 3, 2008