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Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
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The 3rd of december

Sweater day!!!
On the 3rd of december everyone will sing "Heather" by Conan Gray

"I still remember the 3rd of december me in your sweater"
Guy 1- "Its the 3rd of december"
Guy 2- "oh yeh everyone needs to sing "Heather"

Guy 3- "how could I forget"
by ....hii December 2, 2020
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no dickpic december

no dickpic december is one month were girls don't have to get the disgusting suprise of a dickpic. boys you can't send them.
do you want a dickpic?

no, it is no dickpic december!
by Bitxhbruh December 5, 2020
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No Anime December

You can't watch anime in december in No anime December.
by OS Destructor December 10, 2020
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No Chores December

No chores in December 😁
example #1: Hey dude! Wanna play minecraft?
example #2: aw, sorry, maybe next time, my mom said to do chores for today
example #1: What?!? Its no chores December!
by anonymous December 11, 2020
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Nude for December 14

When a girl or boy has to send nudes to the sender of this post
It’s December 14 so can you send me nudes as it’s

Nude for December 14
by Gvvv December 14, 2020
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Urban Dictionary December

Urban Dictionary December is a month when retards from Discord use this website to define stupid, completely unfunny, cringe words and days to post it in their discord server.
L: What's up with all these stupid Fur-Day and shit on Urban Dictionary?
B: Man, it's the Urban Dictionary December.
by piterskiy December 15, 2020
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