Shit/oreo cake

A shit cake is a cake full poop or oreo.

I love shit/oreo cake.

by Jamal panacle January 14, 2024

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024

Let them eat cake!

Another way of saying "Go fuck yourself" to a person.

*Looks at the homeless person outside* "Let them eat cake!-" *Gets shot 10 times*

by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 8, 2024

A piece of cake

1. Very easy to do.
2. Maybe it’s really a piece of delicious cake.

Preparing a simple breakfast like scrambled eggs? It’s a piece of cake!

by Game_onTW February 3, 2024

Hungarian hot cake

An act performed whereas 2 nude people are in the standing or laying position, with their butt cheeks touching firmly, and one of the individuals farts.

Things in our marriage were getting kind of boring. I saw her laying there with no pants on, so I gave her a Hungarian hot cake

by Masta_bluesman February 18, 2024

Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024