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Scrub Rock

The anthems of scrubs (see scrub ) the incredibly generic music mostly appreciated by the kids in JROTC who grow puberty mustaches and hug their girls in the hallway like they're about to go to Afghanistan. Also enjoyed by the people who think small towns are a great place to never leave and by juggalos when they aren't listening to ICP. The most noteworthy examples are as follows: Nickelback, Creed, Seether, Daughtry, Three Days Grace, Hinder, etc. More commonly known as butt rock or trash metal or even "post-grunge" by those who try and justify this genre of music is even worth a non-condescending title. Popular among blue collar Americans as they lack the taste to appreciate anything they didn't hear on the radio in the mid 2000s whilst hanging out at the local Walmart.
Hey man, can I use the aux chord?

Yeah, just don't play any fucking Scrub Rock.

Oh come on, you know I don't sleep with my sister bro.
by TheCurator September 3, 2016
mugGet the Scrub Rockmug.

rock

Tiny perishable stones that make up Korg the perishable rock
Hi my name’s Korg I’m kind of like the leader in here. I’m made of rocks as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you, you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke there for you!
by korg.the.perishable.rock October 17, 2021
mugGet the rockmug.

Adman Rocks

I hacked into the boards using Adman Rocks
by Taylor Anderson March 21, 2004
mugGet the Adman Rocksmug.

slacker rock

A style of music born in the 90s that makes the apology of a rock that is dumb, laughing, infused with pop melodies and punk vibes to celebrate.
Oh man, the new Dune Rats is such a good slacker rock album. Do you like Fidlar?
by stillinrock February 12, 2018
mugGet the slacker rockmug.

Rock

A slow or dumb action done by a person
He's such a rock, he thought syrup and pickles would taste good together.
by Amanuelzgreat September 8, 2025
mugGet the Rockmug.

missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.
Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!
by aria.marz November 15, 2016
mugGet the missouri rock crockermug.

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