non fart day

Proceeding a shart for the rest of the day a person cannot fart for danger of repeating a shart.

"Dude today's a non fart day"
"How come?"
"I sharted earlier man"
"Ah, dude that sucks".

by Sam "Ace" Rostein October 5, 2008

Q-tip farts

1. The act of Farting on a Q-tip, and examining it for poop
2. Putting a Q-Tip half way up your butt, and then then farting it out into your girl friends orafaces

1. Sheryls Q-tip farts told her that she needs more fiber in her diet.
2. Dear Diary, my girl and I tried Q-tip farts, and she farted it in mine, haven't seen it in 3 days...

by sharpcheduh July 3, 2014

Flick N' Fart

The act of flicking your partners nipples while simultaneously breaking wind.

Dude, last night I did a Flick N' Fart with the ole lady.

by crowcommander October 19, 2014

Muddy duck fart

A fart that sounds like a ducks quack.

That fart sounded like a muddy duck fart.

by Moors1981 May 23, 2018

Asian fart sex

A type of sex where you and your asian partner fart during sex inflicting great mood and positivity between you.

Hey baby wanna do some Asian fart sex tonight?

by Harry1233211233214 March 17, 2019

upper cut fart

Upper Cut Fart- When a person walks up to you with a fart trailing in behind, like an upper cut to the chin!

Damn bro, this customer just threw an upper cut fart at me!

by DeserTynker September 15, 2019

cum farting gutterwhore

Any whore, woman or male, who farts cum. One assumes that they are from the gutter, and probably not looking up at the stars as they would be too busy looking for drops coming out of their pantleg onto the ground.

That Linda is such a cum farting gutterwhore. Her anus could take a two liter coke bottle with room to spare.

by jeebuschristmas April 20, 2017