I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019

Act like a fucking fool

You make sure you have a wild season at any sport in general , and show no mercy but winning .

Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this basketball season bro .

by Linky215 August 10, 2019

Act like a fucking fool

Hopes the best for your season at any sport

Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this varsity season nigga

by Linky215 August 10, 2019

This is fucking bullshit

What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.

Bob: You cant leave the company until your contract expires

Jonesy: This is fucking bullshit

by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019

I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019

this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019

this school is fucking creepy

Uwu

This school is fucking creepy

by Im a dumbass December 6, 2019