Dry cat food

When your eating a girl out but her Pussy is dry af

Bruh she was dry cat food

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

Cat

A creature once raped by Shane dawnson

Person: *goes to Dramaalert* Omg shane fucked his cat!

by Theunknownrandomguy June 20, 2019

Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

Shoot a cat

Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food

I'm gonna go shoot a cat

by They're watching us September 14, 2019

black cat

a cat that has black fur

person 1: what is a black cat
person 2: a cat that is black

by anonymous6496782 September 15, 2019

cats

they are nice but as soon as u wake up they will turd on ur face

cats

by ieurdiewd September 22, 2019

Cat

A fuzzy little asshole that plays piano.

Person: *wakes up to sound of cat*
Cat: *plays piano*

Person: fuck you, rat.

by thatoneslutthott September 24, 2019