Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"

by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021

The "Rock" Rap

The rock rap is the rap song known as "face off" in particular the part where Dwayne the rock Johnson sings

someone - Yo! Did you hear the "rock" rap?
You - Yeah!

by Ridingryder1 November 22, 2021

Zach Rock

A boy who eats a lot and has a pee fetish he can not control

"hey can you send me the homework?"
"I can't even use my phone Zach Rock is spamming me asking for a video of me peeing."
"Freak."
"IKR"

by iqrjfierjbviqerbve February 15, 2018

Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.

“Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”

by qqquota December 14, 2024

rock the minivan

To have sex with someone, usually your mom.

"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ

I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.

by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022

choccy milk rock

the choccy milk rock is and dance where you stand in a glass, with your mates and wave your hands upside down, then you lie on a table and have lemonade poured down your throat.
choccy milk rock is the distant cousin of STRAWBEE MILK

im gonna invite every one over for the best choccy milk rock of the century

by Jerryjjejejrjr====jhhjfjdfhjfb August 20, 2017

pot rock

great value version of patrick

pot rock is spunch bops frend

by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021