King poop

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

by The King Shit February 18, 2012

Poop

I love poop it’s so nice to eat

Poop is yummy bro

by POOOPPOOOOIPPOOOOOPPPOOOOOO December 8, 2021

poop

poop is what comes out of your ass aka fortnite

i want to poop in your mouth

by Adniq May 9, 2022

SMP Films - MAKE POOP

make poop is one of the funniest songs to ever exist and it was used as the background music in corys video:

how to make poop.

so everyone knows how to make poop

and the funniest thing about this song is that it makes:

POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP
POOP
POOP

no just kidding it dosent pee it just make

poop in da traffic

SMP Films - MAKE POOP Is my Favorite Song!

by xX 44100 Xx August 9, 2021

Poop Séance

When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.

Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!

by donkeyturd April 12, 2024

prince poop

the greatest math teacher in all the land. prince poop can find derivatives like the rest of them, he also has huge sex appeal

prince poop, how do i find the derivative of this problem??

by I know the real pronxe March 25, 2024

tasty poop

its when you eat so many jelly candies and you been drinking all night, Drank too much and puke.. it comes out as 1 lump like a poop, gives the same sensation, but it comes out your mouth and still tastes sugary sweet.. hence TASTY POOP

got so drunk last night, I ended up having a TASTY POOP

by moodfood June 11, 2023