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Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
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Black poop

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!
Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.
Does your poop groomer polish turds?
by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022
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Poop

A substance that come from your ass and is brown and green
I flushed by poop down the toilet
by Lilpumpsavage October 31, 2017
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poop

this yummy mixture is sooo tasty! you can never get enough! the natural oder/smell is to DIEEE for!! once u try some you’ll be a addict for life like me :)))) ALSO TRY SUM GASOLINE WHILE UR AT ITTTT TASTYYYYYY!!!!
poop, SO YUMMY!
poop, mmm cut me a slice!
by evvvvvv<33 April 21, 2022
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female poop

a piece of solids coming out of a females' butt. smels rank.
Emma ran home and launched a massive load of female poop into the porcelain throne
by sthbath June 1, 2019
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Poop Prank

It is when you are relaxing at home and suddenly you have to shit. So instead of shitting in the toilet you run down the street to a neighbors house and you lean against his front door or screen and try to lay a massive shit. To your disappointment the shit was too small and pathetic. It has to be done again. The same thing repeats itself a second time. You have to come back. The next day you go to the bar that is a couple hundred feet down the street from your neighbors house. You order a beer and half way through the beer your cornhole seems like it is going to squirt. So you run into the bathroom get a bunch of toilet paper and return to your neighbors front door where you lean against it, pull down your pants and squirt a whole puddle of diahrea. Then you wipe your butt and leave the toilet paper there. The next day you hide in the bushes to watch your neighbor clean it up.
I'm in the middle of a Poop Prank. Hold on. I'll tell you how it goes.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
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