Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.
In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
by jfburke619 June 12, 2025
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poop thresh

The poop threshold, or (poop thresh) is the timing in which a person with Irritable Bowel Syndrome has to take a fat dump. You sit outside of that threshold all day until suddenly you feel it and know you can poop again, but hurry up because if you wait to long you may miss your queue and then you’ll have to wait to re-enter your poop thresh.
Get out of my way, I need to use that toilet, I appear to have entered the poop thresh!”

*starts farting*
by Papi chullo August 15, 2021
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Poop Fiasco

A period of time where ones poops are extreme and unrelenting. Often resulting in a wet and uncomfortable mess.
I'm sorry I was late this morning, I was in the middle of a poop fiasco.
by Grand Daddy Long Legs March 02, 2020
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Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.
"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"
by Just some guy 183691 December 20, 2016
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poop butt dumpster

yo dude...steer clear of that one...she's a straight up poop butt dumpster.
by geemoney$$$ July 15, 2024
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This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.
by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024
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pimp daddy poop nuts

It's when your friend Boneless poops and it gets all over his nuts.
Dam bro that shit was pimp daddy poop nuts
by Potfather September 13, 2019
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