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The Lonely Man

A strategy used by men looking to pick up women usually at a bar or social gathering, consisting of him either pretending to be alone or actually being alone as a strategic way of having women who notice he is by himself to approach him.
"Check this out guys, i'm gonna try The Lonely Man and see if i get lucky". -Pretending

"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone
by JensenR September 1, 2013
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Sleeping Man

A poor quality pick up move, where a man refuses to leaves someone's bed by pretending to be asleep.

Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes
-"your mate pulled out the 'sleeping man' last night, he must have been struggling"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"
by grundy88 November 25, 2011
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Man Cycling

When two or more men hang out so much that they have to shit at the same time.
by victormonopoly December 18, 2011
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Man Cleave

When guys wear their button up shirts open to show thier hairy chests.
Tom Selleck as Magnum PI has epic man cleave!
by BAPotter February 23, 2011
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Man Snack

When two (Heterosexual) men have each simultaneously eat a separate piece of food. It must be done at a place of work during a break. Only men may do this.
Bob I'm hungry, Let's have a man snack
by Bob2011 March 8, 2011
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Yoda Man

Something aging Mid-Western folks (mostly from the Dakotas, Minnesota and Wisconsin) say when they are trying to be "hip" and say "You Da Man"...Usually followed by dead silence and a son or nephew relative of said aged folks covering his face in his hands...
"Boy Hank you really told those hosers whose house this is, Yoda Man!"...
by ScannyMan July 9, 2011
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Oregano Man

A connoisseur of all aspects of pizza. Primarily specialized in the differentiations of pizzerias in the general locale. Typically, an Oregano Man has worked with pizza at a young age, possibly at his/her family’s pizzeria.
The Oregano Man has yet to distinguish the difference between Sam's Pizza and Mack's Pizza, but once he does, the results will be epic.
by Not an Oregano Man July 7, 2011
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