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ecstasy hands

A disorder where someone can't contain their hands and love the sensation of their hands running over things
Kayleigh had ecstasy hands man. She couldn't stop rubbing my beard man
by Gruntsman July 2, 2017
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Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019
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Helping hands

Helping hands is a hate group They ideology is far right wing They're usually based in vrchat Seeing as aiming to getting rid of hearing people all together
by Xjfjdnbx April 24, 2023
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Hulk-hands

A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.

-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.

-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.

-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”

Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022
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pink hand

A pencil pusher. Someone who doesn’t get their hands dirty, nor does any form of manual or physical labor. A person with no experience as a handy man.
Person One : “What brings you to the area?”

Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”
by Weird12u May 28, 2018
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Croc-hands

The kind of boy who walks out of a room wearing pink crocs on his hands, and then screams and/or cries when you call him croc-hands.
Hey, you know that kid Jeremy? Yeah, his name is croc-hands now.
by EliteSniper4000 October 3, 2016
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There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*
Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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