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Man Cycling

When two or more men hang out so much that they have to shit at the same time.
by victormonopoly December 18, 2011
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Man Cleave

When guys wear their button up shirts open to show thier hairy chests.
Tom Selleck as Magnum PI has epic man cleave!
by BAPotter February 23, 2011
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Man Snack

When two (Heterosexual) men have each simultaneously eat a separate piece of food. It must be done at a place of work during a break. Only men may do this.
Bob I'm hungry, Let's have a man snack
by Bob2011 March 8, 2011
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Yoda Man

Something aging Mid-Western folks (mostly from the Dakotas, Minnesota and Wisconsin) say when they are trying to be "hip" and say "You Da Man"...Usually followed by dead silence and a son or nephew relative of said aged folks covering his face in his hands...
"Boy Hank you really told those hosers whose house this is, Yoda Man!"...
by ScannyMan July 9, 2011
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Oregano Man

A connoisseur of all aspects of pizza. Primarily specialized in the differentiations of pizzerias in the general locale. Typically, an Oregano Man has worked with pizza at a young age, possibly at his/her family’s pizzeria.
The Oregano Man has yet to distinguish the difference between Sam's Pizza and Mack's Pizza, but once he does, the results will be epic.
by Not an Oregano Man July 7, 2011
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Man boobs

extremely huge and luscious titties that feel very soft and are quiet huge. The nipple of a person with moobs are huge
my brother has man boobs and they are huge
by boobiefat November 7, 2011
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man pet

Obsequious male who sniffs after a suitor, male or female, who is way out of his league who will be expected to put up with all of the drudgery of a relationship with none of the benefits, most pointedly without any sex. He will be called upon to act as pyschotherapist, answer 4am phone calls, and provide transportation at a moments notice, without any complaints whatsoever.
Woman 1: "Do you guys do it?"

Woman 2: "Are you kidding, OF COURSE NOT, he's just a man pet!"
by BamKablam September 15, 2011
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