sugar dicking

Overly complimenting a single person to get on their good side.

Tom is trying to get a raise with all of the sugar dicking he's been giving the boss lately.

by Good Stuff December 16, 2013

Dick Fighting

To engage in phallus to phallus combat. When doing so with a partner while fully erect, Parisian Dick Fighting is conducted similiar to a fencing match. Asian Dick Fighting connotes to use of a semi-flaccid penis whipped about like one end of a nunchucko.

Dick Fighting with an unwilling combattant is generally chargeable as sexual battery.

Ex 1) Set in a public restroom

Bruce: (pantless) I challenge you to a round of Dick Fighting! EN GARDE!

Steven: (urinating) JESUS CHRIST!!

Ex 2) Set in Wang's bedroom

Wang: I'm bored. How about some Dick Fighting?

Chung: OKAY! (whips dick out and cock slaps Wang in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom bruise.

by Tiestofan25 October 22, 2010

dick wall

Condition that occurs when moving from a standing to a sitting position, and the zipper on the fly of the pants bends and bows outwardly, creating a bulge that resembles an erect penis. This condition is most severe when wearing corduroy pants.

These pants give me the worst dick wall!

by halee May 10, 2006

Pixie Dick

When a guy coats his penis in colored sugar.

Jessie: How was your date last night?
Allie: Well he surprised me with his pixie dick!
Jessie: Oooooo! What flavor?
Allie: Banana. mmmm.

by goodmorning sunshine September 29, 2014

fickle dick

a term you would give your dick when it cannot keep a constant erection.

Sorry babe, I have a bad case of fickle dick right now.

by Anonymous Dick-Tation November 30, 2011

Stump Dick

When a mans penis is wider then it is long, giving the appearance of a stump.

"Wow that Simon Crocker sure has a stump dick."


"Yea its so small he cant even get a grip on it"

by MUFFINz_TEH_hot July 3, 2008

Schrodinger's Dick

A person with a gender not easily determined through an initial glance. The only way is to see for your self, for now though, the person is both male and female at the same time.

Ewww, she looks like she has a Schrodinger's Dick.

by Rusty Potato August 26, 2014