A disabled king is a disabled person who doesn't let their disability define them and hold them back from acheiving their goals.
Jasmine: Hey! That guy in a wheelchair is a millionaire!
David: Yeah, i'm a disabled king, i can't move my legs, but i can buy a Lambo
David: Yeah, i'm a disabled king, i can't move my legs, but i can buy a Lambo
by Smurkio October 9, 2024

A King, normally a skinny, hilarious, gets a bunch of girls and would NEVER be a virgin. Anyone with the name KING will always be loved, he even has a 6 pack and will be successful in the NFL.
by Ryry2009 January 14, 2021

The best of all cubs in a cougar's rotation. The star. The best lover. The one who understands what a cougar wants, and enjoys giving it to her.
by My Cougar Life October 9, 2021

The most interesting girl that you have ever met in your life! you wont be in any of your classes but she will see you and sometimes talk to you in the morning
by yourboyaustin21 January 17, 2018

Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?
by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023

(noun) A person who tries and fails to insult people by writing false definitons of his/hers/its superiors (usually on Urban Dictionary).
This one King of Troy was so immature he had to make up a definition for nerds to make himself feel better about her insecurities.
by justanaveragejoe March 28, 2011
