National Bad Luck Day

December 14th. It’s the day where bad luck comes to you. It’s because my it is cousins birthday on this day.
She is very annoying. She is turning 8 btw.

dad trips over stairs
girl tries to help dad
girl trips over stairs and breaks her leg
mom tries to help
mom trips over stairs
brother tries to help
brother trips over stairs and breaks his arm
they all stay there
they die of dehydration
that’s national bad luck day for you

by Hey_Bitches November 11, 2019

National send nudes day

April 9 national send nudes day 😉

Person 1 Happy national send nudes day

Person 1 send nudes

Person 2 sends nudes

by 303man303 April 9, 2019

national break up day

june 10th is declared national break up day. hug that guy, go on a walk with someone in the forest, get broken up with. break up with your girl on june 10th.

hey bro when is national break up day?

june 10th man
okay i’ll break up with my girl then

by jone abdula June 10, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

May 18th is national grab ass day

OH SHOOT MAN ITS MAY 18 NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY WHERE IS MY GIRL?????

by OMB-On My Block Is The Stuff! May 10, 2019

national ass touch day

A day were anyone can touch anyone’s ass

It’s a FREE pass to touch an ASS

It is national ass touch day imma go grab dat thicc white girls ass 👅

by Daddy69247 June 22, 2018

National Soviet Union day

July 28th is national Soviet Union appreciation day

Yo
Ya
It's national Soviet Union day
Lit

by sovietaxolotl July 28, 2019

National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave

You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave

by Bigdickduck February 6, 2022