James

A total stand up guy. When you first meet him, he might bully you a little, but he is the type of person to fall in love with at an instant. Definitely one of the nicest and most caring guys you'll ever know, even though, on the outside, you wouldn't expect it. He's got a giiiiiiaaannnt dick. I mean wow. A James might look like a redneck republican on the outside, 6'3", ginger, and owns an embarassing amount of cowboy clothing, but he's definitely an open-minded fella. He looks like the type of guy to say "Welcome to the gunshow" then flex his arms. He's the type of guy you could bring home to your folks but could also suck off in a highschool parking lot. Somedays you wanna blow his brains out and somedays you wanna paint his brains on the wall with a shotgun, but ultimately everyone loves James. A James is a teenage dream with a heart of gold and a body to match.

"James is such a sweet guy"

"Oh my god I think James just shit his pants"

"I heard James is huuuge"

by Hi james dm me if u see this November 23, 2021

James

Let's be real all of the urban dictionary words that are just someone's first name are just people projecting stereotypes of the name from people they've encountered/known and think it is applicable to everyone with that name

My name is James and life can be tough when you're this sexy

by Hidden4125 November 5, 2024

james

very good looking. has a large penis and all the women want hid large dick. he is way better than karter

he is such a james

by uncle fart May 28, 2021

James

A guy with a 16.5-length helicopter dick.

This man is very james.

by FlamingoSausage November 24, 2021

James Y toilet

The sigma of all sigmas

Guy : I am so sigma!
Other guy: Are you as sigma as James Y toilet?
Guy: Shut up you bastard

by James Y toilet November 27, 2024

James Gunning

When a person involved in film or television gets fired for past offensive social media posts from several years prior.

Some people are James Gunning for celebrities nowadays.

by Darknorman29 June 8, 2020

james

james, we’re do i begin, he’s a lil goofy guy yk. he can be on ur right, or on ur left… if u end things with a “james” u might miss him. (but prob not tbh) anywho he’s a good rapper, singer, dancer. many people would call him a thripal threat!!! if ur bestfriend goes for a james. she will end up killing herself❤️

guys, do u see that guy with a lisp? oh nvm prob a james

by urmom248 July 13, 2022