A man that apparently made us all and also Probably hates me. Or something that people say when their mad and then people that really like god get mad about it.
Person A: God Damnit! I stubbed my toe
Person B: Hey don’t use gods name in vein
Person A: Stfu No one cares
Person B: Hey don’t use gods name in vein
Person A: Stfu No one cares
by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022

God is a something that is higher than humans and everything and and created the heavens and the earth and will take you to heaven if you love him give your life to him and have a relationship with him
Anything that is good in your life or you like or is happy that is God anything that is bad or sad that is satan
by Hdhdidrrkdodjdjd July 23, 2021

Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022

God is the ultimate deity who converted impossibilities of nothing into all possibilities of this world and everything associated with it.
"All praises to God!
by superboyzcoolz September 20, 2020

Thor.
"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.
by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021

by not x October 6, 2020

by Megamoleys November 29, 2022
