5 year rule

A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.

Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble

Tasha: I know, it's hard work

Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage

Tasha: Agreed

by chanceplan314 October 11, 2024

muscle cars rule

Thats me

Muscle cars rule is so cool

by Muscle cars rule December 2, 2023

Skibidi toilet rule 34

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn out of it, so dont bother imagining skibidi toilet sex.

... You really want an example?
Skibidi toilet rule 34

by RazvanYIN December 9, 2023

Class fries rule

If you bring fast food to school, you must give some to the table.

Jacob I invoke the class fries rule

by Mertz December 15, 2023

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

sigma grindset rule #235

the elderly do not matter

Person 1: Hey man, what happened to your grandma?
Person 2: I had to follow sigma grindset rule #235.

by JustKJ January 6, 2024

Angie’s Rule

When participating in a Music League round, particularly one with vague guidelines, you should submit whatever song you want and vote however you want

“But 5 Seconds of Summer isn’t a boy band, they shouldn’t be submitted in the boy band round”
“Angie’s Rules stands - you can submit anything but are risking being downvoted.”

by cooterrecruiter January 10, 2024