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Palm Beach Nuts

Palm Beach Nuts means fucking CRAZY like Donald Trump CRAZY! It's bat-shit-crazy, nuts! It's BEYOND the nuthouse nuts, it's crazy, out-of-touch, delusional, NUTS! It's mental on steroids, out-of-your-mind, nuts! It's like thinking that the past is the present and the present is the past, nuts! It's like thinking you're a billionaire when you don't even have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, nuts! It's like hiding Top Secret documents and trying to sell them, nuts! It's like burying an ex-wife on the first tee, nuts! It's like being so rich that it doesn't matter what you say, nuts! It's like lobotomy Ninja, nuts!
"Elsa is more than just crazy, she's fucking Palm Beach Nuts, the poor thing!" "Yesterday she introduced me to Jimmy Hoffa when I knew all along that he hadn't come home from work yet."
by Tab Smart August 30, 2022
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Dog Nutted Outfit

This is to refer to someone that is being dumb
Johny stop being a Dog Nutted Outfit and do it right
by Bubba2bad44 March 4, 2022
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Louisiana Lug Nut

When you nut on a girls bellybutton and plug it with the tip of your weiner
Did yall hear she got a Louisiana Lug Nut last night?
by Tbar3 March 26, 2019
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No nut November rules

The rule is if you have a girlfriend, and you lose no nut November she wins. So if she wins then that means you must do whatever she wants until dick down December.
Hommie #1:"ffs!"
Hommie #2:"what?"
Hommie #1:"I lost NNN, and now I have to do whatever my gf wants"
Hommie #2:"well shat. Ig it's no nut November rules"
by TheGreatestPersonYoullMeet November 2, 2021
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Suck my nuts

Someone who sucks another man's nuts. Probably will lead to oral sex and ejaculation
Keith carridian "kung Fu the legend" he wanted for someone to use this term either suck my nuts or dick. Keith wound jump into action on his knees, point of no return feels to good.
by Cumdepsority March 3, 2022
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nut in your gut

when someone nut's in your gut through the butt
bro, I just nut in your gut im so sorry.

All good bro, its just protein at the end of the day.
by theduckhunter May 6, 2020
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Pre-Nut Delirium

The feeling of male hysteria prior to nutting. Often characterized as histrionic or theatrical behavior such as saying out-of-pocket things to the girl you are hooking up with, getting too into sex, or hooking up with a two-bagger due to excessive horniness.

Often resolved by ejaculation and followed by the feeling of Post-Nut Clarity.

See also: Post-Nut Clarity.
Tom: "I had a bad case of Pre-Nut Delirium last night, I thought she was a 7 but she was actually a 5"

Jessica: "Tom called me a good girl 10 times in 5 minutes last night, I think he was suffering from Pre-Nut Delirium"
by the3ronas April 20, 2023
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