kentucky brown rod

The act of a one tooth uni-brow midget shitting on your partners dick while riding reverse cowgirl style

Last night my fiancé and I found the cutest place to get a Kentucky brown rod

by Pochiale Brown Trousers March 10, 2015

Brown water rafting

When you give a girl an enema and have anal sex while the enema is draining out

I went Brown water rafting with my ex. That's why she's my ex.

by EOGUY July 24, 2015

Hot brown bake

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.

Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!

by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

by DaniBlue November 11, 2016

Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.

Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand

by Stella drinker May 25, 2019

The Brown Yo-Yo

When you need to take a shit and you can’t so you push it back

Yesterday I was in the city and I was shitting my pants but I couldn’t find a bathroom... I had to play the brown yo-yo for a while

by The Pastrami Bros December 28, 2019

brown ice cream

Turd or ice cream?

Why would anyone dump a perfect mound of brown ice cream

by 0438 August 27, 2019