man marks

Skid marks left in the shitter by a man.

Skippy took pride in the man marks he left in the toilet after dropping a huge dump.

by JLO70 July 23, 2021

man-dog

A game played by the British Army where one man drops his trousers and spreads his ass checks while the other places his cock length wise between his mate's ass checks. The man who spread his ass cheeks was the bun and the man who placed his cock between the ass checks was the hotdog or man-dog. The Brit soldiers tell soldiers of other nations that the game of man-dog is "totally not gay and you just don't understand because you are US/Canadian/Aussie etc".

Oy, Phiwip? Ow bout ah game af man-dog?

by Tony666 December 13, 2012

Oat Manned

To be entirely ignored by a friend or treated at a lower friendship level than the relationship calls for.

"I saw Wes today at Blue Baker. I told him to sit with us but he just said 'that's alright' and sat at the table right behind me. I've never been Oat Manned so hard in my life."

"Did Gilbert really just walk by us and not say anything?"
"Yeah, and he's not even looking over here now."
"Damn, we're getting Oat Manned pretty good right now."

by krh2011 September 25, 2012

Pest man

1. A practitioner in pest control.
2. Also Pestman (alternative spelling).
3. A nickname for a guy who works in the pest control.

Someone who eliminates bugs, rodents and catches nuisance wildlife from peoples homes.

The pest man came to my house to get rid of my bed bugs.

by Foxface August 6, 2012

Eagle Man

Perching upon another humans shoulders and shoving their head into your rectum. They must now try to walk while you flail your arms around and screech like a bird.

Kyle: Word around the office, Nick got dared into an eagle man.

Tim: Yep, here he comes now..

Nick: KAW, KAW, KAW

Tim: Poor Miles.. he has to take his shit, literally.

by FancyKrip September 6, 2013

The Lonely Man

A strategy used by men looking to pick up women usually at a bar or social gathering, consisting of him either pretending to be alone or actually being alone as a strategic way of having women who notice he is by himself to approach him.

"Check this out guys, i'm gonna try The Lonely Man and see if i get lucky". -Pretending

"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone

by JensenR September 1, 2013

Sleeping Man

A poor quality pick up move, where a man refuses to leaves someone's bed by pretending to be asleep.

Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes

-"your mate pulled out the 'sleeping man' last night, he must have been struggling"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"

by grundy88 November 25, 2011