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Jack Bauer (Bower)

When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.
Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...
by Legacy II January 8, 2016
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Jack a Doodle Doo

A perversion of the children noise of a chicken, cock a doodle doo. Cock is itself a slang word meaning penis. Thus Jack would be an action to the penis as to Jack Off. Doodle is a slang for sex. Thus meaning a action of sexual pleasure with out intercourse. To Jack off is done alone. Jack a Doodle Doo would be done by two persons to obtain sexual pleasure. The analogy of going to 3rd base.
Larry and Michelle do not go all the way, they just Jack a Doodle Doo.
by llcalejr May 13, 2019
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washington jack rabbit

To jump on a sex partner by using your dick to land in the buttox.
He Washington jack rabbit onto jennifer.
FUCK JENNIFER THAT HOR
by Bloohoo November 14, 2016
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Rat on jack night

When you are with family or friends and they start insulting you without knowing it to your face.
Aunt- Man, Bob needs eat better
Grandma- Ya I know, he looks so pale
Bob- Hey guys this isn't Rat On Jack Night
by JSs8227 January 25, 2017
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Jack off January

This is the month that you have to jack off once everyday
by HIRO WOLF October 12, 2022
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Jack Adam Thornton

A very sweet and lovable guy who deserves the world and to be loved by everyone and anyone who puts time forth into keeping his happiness. His smile like the sun and his eyes like the stars. Very trustworthy and can be a real memester!! Once you have him,don’t ever let him go because you’ll be a dumbass if you do. Show him the love he deserves and don’t let him forget how much you love him
“Weooowww whata daddy”😻 his name must be Jack Adam Thornton
by Jackityjizz21 June 20, 2018
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