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Phantom Dick

The feeling that transmasculine people, or males who have had their penis amputated due to cancer has.
Trans Person one:Hey man, do you ever feel like you have a penis? Like, it's there but then it's not?
Trans Person two: Yeah! It's called a phantom dick, somethin our brains do, I dunno. There's been cases of it since 1700's!
by L LAWLIET 07 July 12, 2021
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alcohol dick

When a man is so drunk he can have sex with a girl for a long time because he is so drunk and his dick is full of liquid.
Hey sexy guy, wanna fuck me?

No, You can't handle my alcohol dick.
by rackcitybitch2012 January 2, 2012
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sugar dicking

Overly complimenting a single person to get on their good side.
Tom is trying to get a raise with all of the sugar dicking he's been giving the boss lately.
by Good Stuff December 16, 2013
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Dick Fighting

To engage in phallus to phallus combat. When doing so with a partner while fully erect, Parisian Dick Fighting is conducted similiar to a fencing match. Asian Dick Fighting connotes to use of a semi-flaccid penis whipped about like one end of a nunchucko.

Dick Fighting with an unwilling combattant is generally chargeable as sexual battery.
Ex 1) Set in a public restroom

Bruce: (pantless) I challenge you to a round of Dick Fighting! EN GARDE!

Steven: (urinating) JESUS CHRIST!!

Ex 2) Set in Wang's bedroom

Wang: I'm bored. How about some Dick Fighting?

Chung: OKAY! (whips dick out and cock slaps Wang in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom bruise.
by Tiestofan25 October 22, 2010
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dick wall

Condition that occurs when moving from a standing to a sitting position, and the zipper on the fly of the pants bends and bows outwardly, creating a bulge that resembles an erect penis. This condition is most severe when wearing corduroy pants.
These pants give me the worst dick wall!
by halee May 10, 2006
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Pixie Dick

When a guy coats his penis in colored sugar.
Jessie: How was your date last night?
Allie: Well he surprised me with his pixie dick!
Jessie: Oooooo! What flavor?
Allie: Banana. mmmm.
by goodmorning sunshine September 29, 2014
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fickle dick

a term you would give your dick when it cannot keep a constant erection.
Sorry babe, I have a bad case of fickle dick right now.
by Anonymous Dick-Tation November 30, 2011
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